Sunday, July 5, 2015

12 Ways Your Dog Saves Your Butt From Awkward Social Situations

This is adorable!
Here are 12 ways you can totally use your dog as an excuse to…well, as an excuse.
1. To explain to all your friends that keep posting on FB about their weddings/engagements/babies that you DO have an S.O. and your relationship doesn’t have a 50% chance of ending in divorce..
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Source: Weird Wiener

2. To reassure yourself tidying up is not a priority, even when company is expected.
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3. To get out of a bad date.
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4. To justify staying on the couch all day, despite the 5 events you replied “Yes” to.
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Source: GIphy

5. To take care of the food you dropped on the floor (if, of course, if it’s safe for them to eat).
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6. To shut up people who ask you if you’re dating someone.
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7. To shut up your mother other people who want to know when you’ll have kids.
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8. To shut up yet OTHER people who accuse you of not being grown up.
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Source: Some eCards

9. To blame your farts on.
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10. To flirt successfully.
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11. To not change out of pjs before going outside in like, public. Where others can see you.
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Source: The Star

12. To anyone who asks, “Do you workout a lot?”
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Source: Funky English
Featured Image via imgur
Article made by: Tasmai Uppin

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