Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

5 Funny Things We Have Said To Our Dogs -

As you dog lovers out there already know, dogs are pretty much a bunch of furry little geniuses. Did you know that dogs can often pick up more than 200 spoken words all on their own, without being taught? It’s true! But every now and then, there are moments when we all wish doggies spoke our language, for realz. Here are 5 things we keep trying to tell our dogs:

Read more: http://www.peta2.com/blog/things-dogs-think-facts/#ixzz3g1g5D2fw


1. Crazy—I was just thinking about how these shoes would look better chewed!

dog with shoes


2. I know you think that every time I close the door to the bathroom, a portal to another dimension opens up and I am at risk of disappearing forever. That’d be cool, but I promise it’s not gonna happen.

dog waiting behind door
3. I love you, but you are NOT gettin’ any chocolate! (If it weren’t a risk to your health, I’d have caved by now, OK?!)

cute dogs

4. That’s just the mail carrier. He’s not going to hurt you. Remember him from yesterday and the day before and the hundreds of days before that? Same ol’ dude, different day.

surprised dog

5. This bath is full of soapy water—NOT flesh-dissolving acid, k? CHILL PILL.

wet dog in bath


Read more here!!: http://www.peta2.com/blog/things-dogs-think-facts/#ixzz3g1fuYq2i 

Sadly, not all dogs are lucky enough to have an awesome human companion who will always try to listen to what they have to say. Every day, dogs are abused, neglected, left trapped in hot cars, and chained up and forgotten outside 24/7 without adequate shelter. You can be a hero for these dogs by pledging to be a dog defender and by clicking the button below:
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Monday, July 6, 2015

11 Dogs Who Totally Sabotaged Your Special Moment

"Sometimes humans commemorate their important life events, and leave dogs out of it. That’s a pretty crappy situation, in our opinion. Can you blame these pups for their actions? Check out these photo…bombs."

1. “You think the baby’s poop is gonna be bad? Check this out.”
pooppregBP
Source: picphotos.net

3. “This is the LAST time you people leave me out of a family photo.”
familypoopBP
Source: dogster.com

5. “I TOLD you I couldn’t wait for the limo.”
prompoopBP

6. “This is what I think of you going to college, mom!”
heymompoopBP

7. “How was your trip to the beach?”
“Crappy.”
beachpoopBP
Source: sanitaryum.com

8. “Yeah, I saw your Facebook announcement.”
engagementpoopBP

9. “Here’s some chocolate to go with that wine!”
kelleypoopBP

11. Here Comes Honey Poo Poo…
balletpoop
Source: dogster.com



Featured Image via sanitaryum.com
Article by: Claire Beaudreault